2012!

I am terrified of December 21st, 2012.

Will the world end? Will we enter in a new age? Will there be some sort of wondrous enlightenment, or nuclear war?

I'm not sure, but I do know I'll be spending the day under my bed, with my cats. Maybe my boyfriend, but I need someone to get food, and I'm pretty sure he volunteered for that job.

The fact is, so many different cultures have come up with the same date, the Mayan, the Chinese, the Hopi, and Nostradamus, how how how did they all come up with the SAME DATE? Doesn't that lend some sort of credibility that something is going to happen on that day, if all these separate cultures that had no contact with each other come up with the same day?

OR DID THEY?  (dun dun duuun!)

Another thing I am terrified of is aliens. The weird part isn't because I watched some sort of alien horror film (although "Signs" scared the CRAP out of me), not even because I got spooked from the X-Files, no, it was from watching history channel documentaries. The thought that I could have been abducted ALREADY and I wouldn't even know if they erased my memory. For all I know I could have been abducted twice by now.

My mother (in a true show of jersey love...) was kind enough to show me the theories that all these different cultures actually DID have contact with each other, through the aliens! The Ancient Astronauts! OH MY GOSH!

It was probably the aliens that are orchestrating 2012 in the first place! We're probably like the biggest lab rat EVAR, and that's when the expiration occurs! Maybe the aliens gave us that date to shape up by, or BOOM D:

Regardless of whether it's true or not, I know where I'll be on December 21st, 2012, where will you be?